- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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