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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

mexicans fishing

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

G:nock nock B:come in!

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. Boom (\ _ /) (x . x)

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