- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

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