Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

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what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

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Lets Go Lakers!

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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