John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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