- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

knock knock? come in

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

What a wonderful life!!! gunshot

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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