What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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