- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

How many people live in China? At least ten.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

No because your face is really f***** up.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

rocky is staring at us from outside...

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

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