Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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How many people live in China? At least ten.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

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Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

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What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

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What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

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4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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