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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

How many people live in China? At least ten.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

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Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

rocky is staring at us from outside...

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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