What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

How many people live in China? At least ten.

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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