Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

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Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

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Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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