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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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If i was a painting... Id hang myself

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Women's rights

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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