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Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Man: Did It Hurt Woman: Did what hurt? Man: When your legs were crushed after being run over by that semi

Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.