- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

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