- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Nero, sure you are okay?

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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