- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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