They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Your gay

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

I like the color potato.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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