- Anti Joke

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

Your gay

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? faith

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

Your gay

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

knock knock who's there? faith

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

Your gay

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.