- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

knock knock who's there? faith

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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