How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

Anti Joke

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