- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

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