Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

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Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

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A man walks into a bar, and he died.

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what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

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Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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feminine literature

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What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

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Swag.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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