- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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