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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

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