Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

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How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

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Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

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Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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A man walks into a bar, and he died.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

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A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

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why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

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what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

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Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

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