- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

The truth is he loves her!!

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Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Swag.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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