- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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