- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

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