- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

Where's the soap?

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

TELL

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

Stephen Hawking

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

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