- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

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What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

Misner is a twat.

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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