- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

Misner is a twat.

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Bob Saget

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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