Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

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Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

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willam dafoe

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

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Where's the soap?

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A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

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How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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Stephen Hawking

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TELL

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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