What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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I fantasize about having sex with a moose

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when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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