Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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