In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

I like touching my boobs

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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