- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

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