- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

I like the color potato.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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