- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

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