- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

knock knock who's there? faith

Your gay

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

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