- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

knock knock who's there? faith

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

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