Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Nero, sure you are okay?

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

A mother had three kids: 1st kid- “Mom, why did you name me Daisy?” Mom- “Because when you were a baby a daisy fell on your head.” 2nd kid- “Mommy, why did you name me Rose?” Mom- “Because when you were a baby a rose fell on your head.” 3rd kid- “Blahblahblahflismdjsk” *makes retarded noises* Mom- “SHUT UP BRICK!”

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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