- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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