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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.