- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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