- Anti Joke

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it