- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

whats polish and black a polish black person

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

How many people live in China? At least ten.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

rocky is staring at us from outside...

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

No because your face is really f***** up.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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