What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

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Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

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Women's rights

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

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Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

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Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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