What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

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No because your face is really f***** up.

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Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

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What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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