- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

What do an elephant, and a banana have in common? Neither one is an ambulance.

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